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New Progressive Bible Features Perforated Pages For Easy Removal Of Parts You Don’t Like
4+ hour, 17+ min ago (309+ words) babylonbee.com New Progressive Bible Features Perforated Pages For Easy Removal Of Parts You Don’t Like U.S. — Christians with strong liberal leanings were abuzz with excitement this week, as a publisher introduced a new Progressive Bible that features perforated pages…...
7 Simple Ways To Be A Better Christian This Year
7+ mon, 1+ hour ago (231+ words) If you're hoping to make good on your New Year's resolution to become a better Christian than you've come to the right place. The staff of The Babylon Bee has collectively read the Bible at least once, so we know…...
Southern Baptist Convention Lifts Ban On Sex After Marriage
10+ mon, 2+ week ago (206+ words) NASHVILLE, TN — In a stunning change to the bylaws that have served as the bedrock for the denomination for decades, the Southern Baptist Convention voted to lift its longstanding ban on sex after marriage. The move came after mounting pressure…...